when boys stretch and their shirt rides up a little and shows the part of their lower tummy that just meets their hips
when that part of their tummy has a happy trail
when you see the waistband of their underwear
it’s 2013 and there still isn’t a bridge from america to europe
you know we have airplanes right?
do you ever think someone likes you then
i will check out your butt regardless of gender. im no buttist
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
You activated my trap card ‘Let It Go’!
will you be able to go die if you’re told to?